Your editor has taken a couple weeks off from writing, because of “work,” “court schedule,” and other pitiful excuses. We have been keeping track of events, though, and listening to what’s going on around us. In the last two weeks it has become obvious that the most victimized and downtrodden segment of American society consists of those who not only voted for Trump (less than half the voters) but still support his actions (way less).
Not all of our readers are sympathetic with the plight of the average Trump supporter. We write today to provide an alternative point of view, alternative facts, if you will. It’s necessary to understand this point of view in post-Trump America. You guys probably get your news from “fake news” outlets like the New York Times, CNN, and the Wall Street Journal. Liberals like you seldom follow the real news outlets that Trump supporters know report only the truth, such as InfoWars, Fox News and Breitbart (the breeding estuary that spawned
President Chief Advisor Steve Bannon from its murky depths). Even worse, you likely do not listen to the wackaloon conspiracy theories espoused by your tinfoil hat-wearing Uncle Bill.
Since you are woefully misinformed about the REAL plight of the minority of Americans who voted for Trump and who still support his agenda of America First! and Build The Wall! and Australia Sucks!, it is incumbent upon us to let you know who the actual victims are in post 11-8-16 America.
It is the Trump supporters, duh.
The very next day after Führer Trump’s inauguration, there was a Women’s March that originated in Washington and spawned simultaneous demonstrations throughout the nation and the world. Can you imagine? How rude. Why couldn’t the Trumpers be allowed to bask in the glow of their hero’s inauguration for at least a day without Trump’s failings being thrown in their faces? These women (and men too, how is that even allowed at a “Women’s” march?) stomped on Trump supporters’ feelings by drawing a larger crowd to Washington than the Trump inaugural crowd from the day before (no they didn’t, that’s fake news). And they waved anti-Trump signs! Ones that suggested that Trump is not supportive of women’s rights, when we all know he is a yuuuuge supporter of women, no one respects women more than him, plus he owns the Miss Universe pageant. Some (including Our Wife) toted signs saying things like “this pussy grabs back,” based on the fake news story of Trump being recorded bragging about grabbing pussies. Poor Trump supporters.
It gets worse, y’all. With the demonstrations going on and the liberal establishment up in arms, Trump supporters are being forced to hear things they don’t want to hear. It’s awful. Right here in Birmingham, Alabama, we happen to know that several Trump supporters innocently sipping their drinks and trying to avoid political correctness in their local bar were involuntarily subjected to statements of anti-Trump opinion. Right out loud where they had to hear it! Some of these statements (uttered by, once again, Our Wife, who is awesome) suggested that Trump folks are racist, which we all know isn’t true. The proudly politically incorrect Trump supporters nearly fainted and then complained to the owner of the bar, as people do when they have to hear liberals natter on about civil rights and misogyny and what-not.
Bless their hearts.
After eight years suffering under a president who isn’t even American, much less white, Trump’s supporters thought his landslide triumph, the largest margin of victory in the history of presidential elections, would bring about a new set of accepted social norms. Political correctness, pfft. Under the Trump regime, they thought, it would finally be ok again to say Merry Christmas to Jews, refer to women as “babe,” and talk openly about how the inner city black communities are overrun with murderous thugs. Why do Trumpers still face social shaming when they say such things? Unfair!
And where do these liberals get off talking about “tolerance” and “facts,” anyway?
Kellyanne Conway, the cleaner tasked with tidying Trump’s messes, was loudly castigated on social media for one teensy lie about a massacre that never happened. Trump is protecting ‘Murica from scary brown people, so why is everybody going nuts about one fib about a terrorist massacre that exists only in Kellyanne’s tiny brain?
Turns out the courts are in the anti-Trump camp, too. When
Bannon Trump issued a perfectly reasonable executive order banning non-Christians from seven predominantly Muslim countries from traveling to the U.S., which prompted the libtards to erupt in un-American demonstrations, a federal judge (“so-called”) issued an injunction blocking the ban. That judge was appointed by George W. Bush, a noted liberal, and confirmed 99-0 by the liberal U.S. Senate.
What is a Trump advocate to do? People are so MEAN.
They can’t even watch the fucking Super Bowl in peace. Lady Gaga, that gay person lover who struts around naked (unlike the prim and proper First Lady, who beamed up to her starship right after the election and is fleeing Earth at Warp 9), sang patriotic songs at half-time, as if liberals are even allowed to be patriotic. She followed that up with the LGBT rights number “Born this Way,” smearing Trumpers’ faces in gayness right in the middle of a macho American celebration of helmeted millionaires bashing each others’ brains into early senility. 84Lumber, which provides materials to real men working construction, aired a Super Bowl commercial suggesting that Trump’s big beautiful wall on the Mexican border might not be such a great idea for little Mexican girls who dream of living in the United States. At least Fox had the sense to censor the worst parts of THAT affront to all that is American. We had to watch it on YouTube. Worse, they’ve even taken the Trumpers’ Budweiser away. How can a Trump dude (or dudette) enjoy a Bud Light watching the Falcons execute the worst choke in Super Bowl history when the company airs ads celebrating immigrants, who we all know constitute the greatest danger our nation has ever faced?
Trumpers are living in a hostile environment. It turns out that most of America is not down with religious bigotry, racism, and judging women by their bra size.
Liberals, you got to be more sensitive. Isn’t that what you’re good at?